April 28, 2007...9:15 pm

I’m Turning Pink

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“Circle, circle, dot, dot, now you have a cootie shot!”

A couple of lady friends literally dragged me into buying them each a pair of rubber thongs – cheap imitation of Havaianas. I couldn’t complain. A pair costs only P37.50 and because the request came from two trendy, label-conscious people who profess to shopping as a vocation and could actually afford the real thing, I was too happy to indulge.

But there’s a snag. They insisted that I buy for myself, too. Fine.

But jusnapaynepol! All had floral insoles! In bright, sunshiny yellow, Barbie pink, and scarlet that screams harlot! So they found for me a pair with black straps. Still floral insoles. And the sizes made it obvious that these were for daintier feet. The pair that fit me was a size 10, and I’m at least a size 6 at the men’s department.

havanas

“Do I really have to get them?” “Yes! Others have friendship bracelets, we have friendship sandals! Oooohhh… I can’t wait for the three of us to show these to the rest, on our next [dental society] meeting!”.

This followed by thrilled, NO, I’d say disturbing giggles.

Arrrrggghh… women.

“Circle, circle, square, square, now you have it everywhere…”

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